Horrible joke time

Different people find diferent funny.
Here are some examples of jokes which some people find quite amusing

1.What do you call a very small mother? a. A tomato in a lift.
2.What time is it when an elephant sit on b. A roof.
your watch?
3.What kind of umbrella does yourteacher c.The smallest ones.
carry on a rainy day?
4.Which fish have got theireyes closest together? d.A person on a horse 5.What do you call little white things in e. A minimum.
yourhead which bite?
6.What is difference between here and there? f.So that he could be on time.

7.What is red and goes up and down? g.A wet one.
8.Why does white sheep eat more than h.May-it only has 3
black sheep? Letter.
9.Why did the student sit on his watch? i.Lunch and dinner.
10.What goes up but never comes down? k.The letter T .
11.What two things should not you have l. Your age
before breakfast?
12.What do you find all over a house? m.there are more of
them.
n.Time to buy a
new one.
13.What has 6legs ,2arms and 2heads? o. Teeth.
14.Which is the shortest month?

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